I Did It For The Lulz!
Dec. 3rd, 2008 10:30 pmTo the tune of Hey There Delilah
(By: Smitha)
Hey Stephen Harper,
You've been so un-parliamentary,
Passing these aggressive motions when the
Opposition's so pissed off with you.
What did you think that they would do?
You shoulda knew.
Hey Stephen Harper,
You have been a big ole bully.
Telling us to go and vote for you was
Just a waste of money
In my eyes.
Your government is full of lies,
It's no surprise.
Ohhhh look at those MPs. (x4)
Hey Stephen Harper,
Soon you're going to lose your power,
Cause the Liberals, Greens and New Democrats
Kinda need that dollar ninety five.
Their coalition's come alive,
It has arrived.
Hey Stephen Harper,
Won't you stop with all the slander?
You're badmouthing the Bloc Quebecois,
But you said you would band with them before.
Yeah, back in two thousand and four...
Denial galore.
Ohhhh look at those MPs. (x4)
You think the people want you there
And clamour that this is unfair,
But constitutionally it's all legit.
I know you probably like your job
But let me tell you, as I sob,
That economic downturns are a bitch.
Prime Minister I promise you
That we will all try to undo
The problems Canada has in your name.
Oh god the shame!
Hey Stephen Harper,
Michaelle Jean heading home
And when that smart and awesome lady
Finally gives you the heave-ho,
I'll do a dance.
I'll be so happy in my pants.
I'm very firm upon this stance.
Hey Harper you just lost your chance,
You lost your chance.
Ohhhh look at those MPs. (x4)
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Date: 2008-12-04 05:17 am (UTC)Michaelle Jean can dissolve my government anytime! And by "government", I mean "pants."
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Date: 2008-12-04 08:57 am (UTC)Under the sea,
Under the sea!
There'll be no coalitions,
Just deep sea expeditions,
Under the sea!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2008-12-04 04:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-12-05 11:49 pm (UTC)He'll sting you with his dreams of provincial autonomy.
lol i tried
Date: 2008-12-06 01:25 am (UTC)But a prorogued government
Stephen Harper will carry within
So they'll settle their score
On the Parliament floor
With this vengeful separatist slander
Re: lol i tried
Date: 2008-12-06 02:14 am (UTC)If you prorogue every Parliament
You'll have more time for mudslinging
It's the Canadian way!
The Prime Minister in his seat
Needs to find a way to cheat
("Non-confidence votes are not my cup of tea!")
And the Minister of Finance,
Can take a little chance,
With policies ("with policies!") and budget cuts ("and budget cuts!")
That neocons advance!
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Date: 2008-12-04 12:16 pm (UTC)Finally gives you the heave-ho,
I'll do a dance.
I'll be so happy in my pants
Is possibly the best thing about this. But the whole thing is kinda awesome.
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Date: 2008-12-04 04:09 pm (UTC)